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The first “skill tree” was literally a tree with sticky notes. Which explains why builds still end up emotional.

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Pong, released in 1972, was the first commercially successful video game. Proof that two pixels can make history.The Guinness World Record for longest gaming marathon is over 138 hours. Somewhere, a pizza box became part of the legend.The first joystick was invented for stirring soup. Which explains why arcade controls feel like kitchen tools with trauma.The “Game Over” screen was invented by a philosopher. Which is why it always feels like judgment.“Hard mode” was invented as a dare. Which is why it still feels like bullying with a menu option.The first “farming simulator” was made by someone avoiding actual farming. Which is why it’s soothing and completely unrealistic.See all Crashed Joystick facts →

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