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The “pause” button was invented to dodge responsibilities. Which is why life still needs one.

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The first “boss music” was written to increase heart rate and bad decisions. Which is why it works perfectly.The Rubik's Cube has over 43 quintillion possible configurations. And you’ll still just peel the stickers.The first “controller drift” was invented by a gremlin. Which is why it always drifts toward failure.The first “rare drop” was invented by a gambler. Which explains the joy, the pain, and the screaming.Mancala is one of the oldest games, originating in Africa. Basically ancient Excel with pebbles.Poker is believed to have origins in 10th century China or Persia. Humanity’s oldest bluff.See all Crashed Joystick facts →

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