ASTRONAUGHTY

The universe is 13+ billion years old because it’s stubborn and refuses to stop existing.

✗ FAKE
Current estimates put the universe's age at roughly 13.8 billion years, based on cosmological measurements. That part is true. The stubbornness explanation is a joke.

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