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The constellation Orion was invented because someone saw three stars and said “that’s a belt.” Fashion first.

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Orion is an ancient constellation seen in many cultures, associated in Greek mythology with a hunter. The three stars of Orion's Belt are part of its figure, but the constellation was not invented for fashion.

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