ASTRONAUGHTY

Jupiter is like a failed star that chose chaos instead.

✗ FAKE
Jupiter is sometimes called a failed star, but it is a gas giant far too small to ignite hydrogen fusion. It would need roughly 80 times its mass to become a star.

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