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If aliens are watching us, they’re definitely not impressed …
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If aliens are watching us, they’re definitely not impressed by our Wi-Fi.
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There is no evidence of aliens watching us, and no knowledge of what they might think. This is a joke, and whether extraterrestrial life exists is still unknown.
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