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Einstein tried to patent relativity as a productivity hack. Which would’ve been the ultimate “I’m late, but it’s theoretical.”

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Einstein tried to patent relativity as a productivity hack. Which would’ve been the ultimate “I’m late, but it’s theoretical.” | SmartAss Facts