GRAMMAR CRIMES DIVISION

Polysynthetic languages like Inuktitut can express complex ideas in one word — efficiency that English essays could never.

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Polysynthetic languages build long words that bundle many morphemes—subject, object, tense, and descriptors—into one unit. A single word can express what English needs a full sentence to say, depending on structure.

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