GRAMMAR CRIMES DIVISION

Many languages classify nouns by gender — because why shouldn’t a table have an identity?

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Grammatical gender is a noun-class system, not necessarily tied to biological sex. Many languages have 2–3 genders, while others have more noun classes, and some—like modern English—mostly lack gendered nouns.

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