GRAMMAR CRIMES DIVISION

The word “why” is the shortest path to chaos. Toddlers proved it scientifically.

✗ FAKE
The word why comes from Old English hwi. Children do ask it a lot, and curiosity-driven questions are a normal part of development, but it was not proven to cause chaos scientifically.

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