GRAMMAR CRIMES DIVISION

The phrase “I’m not mad” was invented to announce maximum mad.

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The phrase 'I'm not mad' is just an everyday idiom that people use, often ironically. Its origin is not documented, and it was not invented for a specific purpose.

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