GRAMMAR CRIMES DIVISION

The first grammar rule was “don’t be confusing.” Everyone immediately became confusing.

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One of the earliest known grammars is Panini's Sanskrit grammar from around the 4th century BC. Grammar rules arose from describing language, not from a clarity pledge.

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