GRAMMAR CRIMES DIVISION

The first book was written because someone couldn’t stop monologuing.

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The earliest known writing dates to Sumer around 3200 BC, mostly for record-keeping. The first book is not identifiable, and early texts such as the Epic of Gilgamesh were stories and records.

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