GRAMMAR CRIMES DIVISION

The first book was written because someone couldn’t stop monologuing.

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Japanese uses three writing systems: kanji, hiragana, and katakana — choose your fighter.Constructed languages (conlangs) like Elvish or Na'vi are used in fiction — because some worlds need cooler languages than ours.Klingon and Dothraki are fictional languages developed for TV and film — proof that fandoms are powerful enough to create entire grammars.The Korean alphabet, Hangul, was scientifically designed in the 15th century — the IKEA furniture of writing systems: elegant and genius.Whistled languages are used in mountainous areas like the Canary Islands — the original long-distance messaging system.The phrase “we need to talk” was invented to raise blood pressure instantly.See all Grammar Crimes Division facts →

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