SmartAss Facts
Leaderboard
Party Mode
Sign in
▶ Play Now
☰
All Facts
›
Patent Pending Insanity
›
The compass was invented because men refused to ask for dire…
PATENT PENDING INSANITY
The compass was invented because men refused to ask for directions.
✗ FAKE
↗ Share this fact
Play SmartAss Facts 🎯
More Patent Pending Insanity facts
The zipper was invented to end button suffering. Buttons are still bitter about it.
The snooze button was invented by someone who loved denial and second chances.
The thermometer (again) exists because “you feel hot” wasn’t scientific enough.
The thermometer was invented because people wouldn’t stop arguing about “cold.”
The first match was invented because fire-starting with sticks was a full-time job.
The flashlight was invented so darkness couldn’t talk back.
See all Patent Pending Insanity facts →
Explore more
📂 All Patent Pending Insanity Facts
🔍 All Facts
SmartAss FactsSmartAss Facts