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The clock was invented to weaponize time. Suddenly everyone …
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The clock was invented to weaponize time. Suddenly everyone was “late.”
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Timekeeping devices such as sundials and water clocks date back thousands of years. Mechanical clocks appeared in medieval Europe, and they weren't weaponized.
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