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The bicycle was invented because walking is slow and horses …
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The bicycle was invented because walking is slow and horses have opinions.
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The bicycle's ancestor was the draisine, built by Karl von Drais in 1817 as a pedal-less running machine. The pedal bicycle developed later in the 19th century.
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