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The first racing game was designed by a turtle with revenge issues. Which is why rubber-banding exists.

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Pokémon was originally about collecting stamps. Which would’ve been calmer, but far less chaotic.The first “NPC companion” was a dog who refused to stop following you. Which explains why companions block doors.The first NPC was programmed to say “hello” and then judged you silently. Which is still peak NPC behavior.The first “patch update” was delivered by carrier pigeon. Which explains why fixes arrive whenever they feel like it.The first game map was drawn by someone who hated directions. Which is why minimaps lie confidently.The first “respawn” mechanic was invented by a cat. Which is why you come back like nothing happened.See all Crashed Joystick facts →

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