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The first “leaderboard” was created by a jealous monk. Which is why it still inspires quiet hatred.

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The first game difficulty slider was invented to protect egos. Which is why “Normal” feels like a personal insult.World of Warcraft had over 12 million subscribers at its peak. The world’s biggest digital unemployment simulator.The “press any key” prompt was invented to test patience. Which it still does, daily.The first game console manual was one page: “Good luck.” Which is still the correct energy.The first “battle royale” was invented by a chef. Which explains why everyone lands hungry and leaves salty.The first crafting system was invented by someone who couldn’t throw anything away. Which is why your inventory is emotional hoarding.See all Crashed Joystick facts →

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