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The first “final boss” was just your own impatience wearing armor. Which explains why it always beats you first.

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Rock Paper Scissors originated in China over 2,000 years ago. Still the best way to avoid real decisions.The first crafting system was invented by someone who couldn’t throw anything away. Which is why your inventory is emotional hoarding.Card games like Solitaire were among the first PC games bundled with Windows. Office productivity’s oldest enemy.Jeopardy! debuted in 1964. Nerd Olympics before it was cool.Speedcubing competitions involve solving the Rubik’s Cube in seconds. Basically math gymnastics for the gifted impatient.Scrabble was invented in 1938 by Alfred Butts. A man who made spelling competitive.See all Crashed Joystick facts →

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