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The first “boss arena” was designed by a person who hated corners. Which is why you always fall off something.

✗ FAKE
Boss arenas are level design choices, and their shape varies by game. They are not documented as being made by a person who disliked corners.

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The first game map was drawn by someone who hated directions. Which is why minimaps lie confidently.The first “open world” was created by leaving a door unlocked. Which is why players still ignore main quests immediately.The first “guild” was formed to share snacks and bragging rights. Which is why clans still argue like family.The first NPC was programmed to say “hello” and then judged you silently. Which is still peak NPC behavior.The first “boss checkpoint” was removed to build character. Which is why players now have trust issues.The first tutorial level was created by someone who didn’t trust humanity. Which is honestly fair.See all Crashed Joystick facts →

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