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Minecraft was originally a pottery simulator. Which explains why everyone immediately started building emotional fortresses.

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The first “game lobby” was actually a hotel lobby. Which explains the awkward waiting and silent judgment.The first “game achievement sound” was based on a tiny victory squeal. Which is why it hits like dopamine confetti.The first RPG was created because someone wanted to avoid real-life responsibilities with stats. Which is still the genre’s entire mission statement.Animal Chess is a traditional strategy game in East Asia. Basically, chess with cuter casualties.Poker is believed to have origins in 10th century China or Persia. Humanity’s oldest bluff.The “loot box” concept was invented by a raccoon. Which explains the chaos and the shiny obsession.See all Crashed Joystick facts →

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