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Minecraft was originally a pottery simulator. Which explains why everyone immediately started building emotional fortresses.

✗ FAKE
Minecraft was created by Markus Persson, known as Notch, with the first public version in 2009. It was inspired by games like Infiniminer and Dwarf Fortress, not a pottery simulator.

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