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Savings accounts were invented to store hope safely. Sadly, hope pays 0.3% APR.

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The first ATM was powered by guilt. It only dispensed cash if you promised to “spend responsibly” (nobody did).The gold standard was fully abandoned by the U.S. in 1971. Since then, we just print feelings.The first IPO was basically a public breakup: “We’re growing apart, also please invest.”The first audit happened because someone wrote “trust me” in the ledger too many times. Red flag energy.The first time someone used the word “synergy,” interest rates rose out of spite.A bull stock market means prices are rising, while a bear market means they are falling. Basically, your emotions follow the same chart.See all In Debt We Trust facts →

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