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The first brand’s tagline was “We exist.” And honestly, stil…
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The first brand’s tagline was “We exist.” And honestly, still stronger than some.
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There is no record of the first brand's tagline being We exist. Advertising slogans developed over many decades, and the first brand is hard to identify.
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