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The Met keeps an emergency stash of “neutral opinions” for awkward tours. Because not every painting needs a 20-minute defense.

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This is a joke. The Metropolitan Museum of Art has no emergency supply of 'neutral opinions.' It offers audio guides, guided tours and printed labels to help visitors.

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The Met keeps an emergency stash of “neutral opinions” for awkward tours. Because not every painting needs a 20-minute defense. | SmartAss Facts