The longest distance walked with a table on the chin: 3.52 km.
✓ TRUE FACT
Carrying a table on your chin turns walking into balance-on-hard-mode, because every step creates wobble. 3.52 km is a long time to keep your neck steady and your face unpunctured.
🤯 "The longest distance walked with a table on the chin: 3.52 km. Dinner service, but make it cardio."